My dad told people to suck his ass before it was cool


Gaming today is so lifelike.

xmptyspace:

if you ever feel stupid just remember that there are people who think sleeping with sirens is heavy

Ok, so the kids at my school keep changing the backgrounds in the computer lab:

huffy-lemon:

mechanicalelf:

So I put this as one of the backgrounds

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Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this

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Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and

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You children…………..

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You are playing a dangerous game.

You are the best kind of teacher

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying
chicksneedclicks:

Larissa Weibels
When you meet someone equally as weird as you

livesstillposed:

sodamnrelatable:

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I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

(Source: urbanendling)

Reblog if you think tattoos/piercings/stretched ears should be more allowed in the work place.

meowmagica:

don’t forget unnatural hair colors!

(Source: fallingdownfast)